My mom has multiple personality disorder.

Parents - the chains around your ankles until you've managed to a) runaway b) obtain a stable job and stable income c) die d) turn 18.

A major unreadable, unpredictable, unsolvable, hieroglyph. Allow me my whiny bitch moment for a minute or two here. My mom reminds me of a nazi sometimes, the nazis promised to be all nice and fix germany, next thing you know the germans have the holocaust and the worst inflation in history under their belts. Yup... sounds like mom. Complaining about parents will come up regularly in this blog.

Problems with parents:

1. Multiple Personality Disorder

eg) independence -
Personality #1:

"for the love of christ, you're an adult now, can you please do your homework without needing me to yell"
"clean your room!!! youre an adult now!!!"
"why can't you be more responsible? be independent for once in your life!"

Personality #2:

"YOU NEED TO TELL ME WHERE YOU'RE GOING! YOU'RE NOT AN ADULT JUST YET!"
"where are you going?... what? no! you are not going there.... no, do something age appropriate... go watch a hilary duff movie or something. you used to love lizze mcguire"
"you're not old enough to date yet."
"when you bring the boy home. sit in the living room. youre not allowed to go anywhere without supervision"
"why did you leave the house without asking me"
"why didn't you call me right away?"
"i thought the movie finished at 8. why did you stay out longer? if i find out you had sex im going to send you to a nunnery in the alps"
"what? what what are you doing watching movies like Knocked Up? trust me the penis isnt that great no need to see it. call your friends and tell them you're not watching."
"i dont care if you dont live here and youre in university! you're grounded!"

go.the.fuck.away!!!!!

for those of you who can relate to crazy asian moms -